Survival of the Fittest

This weekend has been a series of unfortunate events, yet i am so happy they happened because it makes this adventure an adventure. on friday we went to dinner at the cafeteria and they said i didn't have anymore meals on my card for that week. i had been eating out with my mom that week so i knew that wasn't true so we pressured the girl until she let me in. 

on saturday we went to the mall in Kaneohe and during our movie the fire alarm went off and we almost had to vacate the theater. we spent the rest of that night trying to figure out the laundry mat, laughing our way through a few loads, and roaming around the halls trying to finds someone who had movies and popcorn- we were successful in all departments.

 today (sunday) we went to the hawaiian redbox to rent the LDS film Return With Honor,the movie got stuck in the machine and wouldn't come out. we were smacking and threatening to tip the machine over but decided to call the 1800 number instead. it was a local guy who owned the redbox and he said that the Lord probably didnt want us watching that movie, "but its an LDS movie" we were all laughing but nothing could be done so we moved on to our next activity. after our stroll down the beach we went to dinner at 6:30 and realized that dinner went from 5:00- 6:30. we ran in and were left with cereal and burnt toast! we had cereal for lunch so why not dinner? we went back to our room and ate saltines with PB&J. after our "meal" we waited around till our Hale 5 mandatory meeting (you get fined if you dont attend). refreshments were served after the meeting and it was like the first sight of a watering hole after a long drought. girls were running and crowding around the table that contained mystery desserts(it was to dark to see). its a good thing i'm taller then the majority of the people here so i reached in and grabbed whatever i could and passed it off to my roommate who scarfed it down with out even knowing what she was devouring. we were laughing so hard with two other girls, Lizzy and Alysha, who felt our desperation. its a jungle out here and our poor Hale mom came out into the open with a tray of cookies and was almost mauled by the hostile occupants of Hale 5. we learned today that only the strongest, or tallest, survive.